Sadie Hawkins Day

Today, friends, is Sadie Hawkins Day.  The actual date is taken from the first day when the notion occurred in the Li'l Abner comic strip, though some celebrate a date a few days later.  I expect that most of you are too young to know about this venerated tradition of the hills, but I come from the Ozarks where single young men stay indoors on that day.  So if you're single, this is a good day to watch your back...